Babe! You're Home!! OK, things that have happened while you've been away for your reading week...
- OK, Intel - or The Pope - has set up a server in the locked cupboard - yes we broke in there.. no.. only a wooden spoon - for movies, music etc. No No, Pierre is not locked in the cupboard, we called the Server "The Belgian". Yip, it does sound like a small hair drier.
- Next - As we broke into the Cupboard with a wooden spoon we now have 24 hour heating. Groovy nay?
- Bill and North London bird have "bow chica wow wow"ed
- Intel has been working his way through European Birds. We set him the challenge of sleeping with women from France to Lithuania(sp!?). Belgian (Pierre) noted that Germany (Intel) invading Poland again would not be acceptable.
- Intel has a "quiz" for his perspective ladies. All we know is that it involves Backgammon.
- Intel shouted at James for putting a Condom on his door handle while French bird was upstairs. Intel originally thought it was me. it was not. Honest. gov.
- It's James birthday today! wooo yeah.
- We stayed up until 5:00 am playing "Never ever have I ever" drinking games. It got messy.
- Token has disappeared. We fear The Belgian (human, not machine) has eaten her mistakenly as Chinese Food.
This was all relayed to Chrunchie as Me, James, Intel and Pierre sat round the table (covered in a Periodic Table of The elements made out of different flavour rice krispies cakes) drinking (red wine) while wearing silly glasses (aka Kanye West - Stronger video)
Did she just walk upstairs sobbing into her hands that her Old house mates had finally lost it?
no no no. She donned a pair of Silly glasses and Joined us. Legend.
