Reasons

sometimes I love my mouth.
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So Jennifer, Why do you want to work for Big Airline?

Jen's brain : Cause you've got a forest in your lobby, streetlamps down your "main street" and I get 90% off air travel. You bought me lunch. Oh, and I need the money.

Jen's mouth: Well, I've always seen myself working for a highly respected company - which is at the forefront of it's field - ..........

Sometimes, i hate my mouth.
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Security: Hello Madam, Can I take your name and reason for visit please.

Jennifer Watson, and I'm here for an interview with Big Scary Analyst at Big Airline.

Security:Ah yes, you are a little early...

yes well, i need some time to eat my banana.

Security: really madam *cheeky wink*