Has it really been a week?

Oh crap - better ring Mum.

Hang on a sec.

There, obligatory Mothers day phone call sorted. It appears I even beat Lil Sis! whooop

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James: Jen hun, have you got a sec?
Jen: Umm, yeah babe, got a lecture in a hour or so...
James: Well I just wanted to talk to you about something
Jen: Are you dumping me? Cause you know, we live together, it will probably get messy.
James: No no no. Well a little.
Jen: Eh???
James: I'm dumping your shoes.
Jen: ... my... shoes?
James: Yes. Just the ones down stairs though. The thousands under your bed are fine.
Jen: why? which pair are downstairs?
James: Pairsssssssssssss, plural babe!
Jen: ok, which 2 pairs of shoes are downstairs!
James: No, not 2... 5!!!! You have 3 pairs of shoes in the kitchen, 1 pair outside the bathroom and one pair of rather kinky boots in my room. But those can stay there, i quite like the feel of leather against my skin****
Jen: 5 pairs!! oh. oooohhh. i was looking for those.
James: I'll give you a hand carrying them upstairs......

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James: Jennifer!!!
Jen: it wasn't me?
James: There are another 2 pairs outside your door woman!
Jen: ok, so i may have a lot of shoes...



*** this line might be slightly improvised.