Negotiations.

Over dinner:

Jen: Flange Buckets
James: What?
Jen: It's Friday.
James: This is a bad thing?
Jen: Yes. That discount thing at a Well Known Department Store finishes today.. I wanted to finish my shopping.
James: It finishes at like midnight... Shall we go?
Jen: What time is it?
James: Like 7.
Jen: But my bangers and mustard mash!
James: Well finish eating, stwpid, then we'll go.
Jen: Bus?
James: I'm poor. Walk?
Jen: It's cold. Bus?
James: You have gloves. Walk?
Jen: Bus, Bus, Bus, Bus, Bu...
James: I have beer. Walk?
Jen: Bu.. - How much beer?
James: Two cans each.
Jen: Canoe sex*?
James: Indeed. Chav-Tastic.
Jen: Am I allowed to wear my hoodie and drink chav beer?
James: Only of you talk common to me, you know I like it.
Jen: You'll carry bags, Supply beer; I'll talk dirty and walk in the cold?
James: Yip.
Jen: Done. *shoves sausage in mouth*


* Sex in a canoe = fucking close to water.