some more rules, and interesting points.
- Do not ever combine perfume, Beer, and a general need for affection with a man.
- Do not ever combine aftershave, Beer, and a general need for affection with a woman.
- If you are mortally embarrassed by your behaviour the previous evening, the library is the best place to hide/take cover/ hang head in shame while drinking coffee and typing Dissertation.
- there is flirting, then there is Flirting With Intent. Always decide which one you are partaking in before.. well.. partaking.
- Thou Shalt Always Sleep In Own Bed.
options options options.
- Denial. I like it. Effective. To the point. "What are you talking about?" " Me sleeping in your bed?" " Never happened" "Must be a figment of your imagination, filthy man"
- Apology. Perhaps. But that admits that something happened doesn't it. And I'm not sure that it did. Did it? Damn drinking too much Asian beer.
- The Conversation about it. You are bloody joking?
- Be Cool. Ooh. I like it. m. Not really possible as I am by definition Un Cool.
Denial it is then.
*put up hood*
....I'm off to the library to hide again.... you never saw me. K?
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